Diary of Anne Frank two: The Revenge

“The Finest Memoir of All Time deserves a Sequel! Lead to it�s time and energy to view Anne Frank bikini-clad, and supplying Hitler a historic conquer down!

The final Resolution? NO! It is time for Retribution! Saved by Victor Frankenstein through the horrors from the Holocaust, and teamed up having a Golem produced of spare areas, Anne Frank has formed a crew on the most Ass-Kicking-est Jews because Samson as well as the Argonauts! Not considering that Moses came down the mountain and smashed the 10 Commandments when he discovered that the Hebrews had eaten the final from the bagels, has there been this kind of an unleashing of JEWISH-FURY!”

Thus commences the pitch for any movie sequel into a memoir who’s heroine died tragically in the stop. But let’s say she failed to? Did they ever locate her body? All that was at any time found was a diary that finishes on a cliffhanger. Who’s to state Anne Frank was not rescued? Who’s to state she failed to staff up with Dr. Frankenstein and his Golem monster? Who’s to state Anne Frank did not journey through time for you to struggle the Nazi Punch ? Who’s to say Anne Frank didn’t battle off an area Alien horde using the magical spear of Longinus to defeat the Alien-Hitler hybrid toddlers and forestall them from resurrecting Walt Disney’s frozen brain encased in Spider Mech Armor beneath the Pirates from the Caribbean trip at Euro Disney? It really is all plausible.

The important factor to keep in mind is� Hollywood is just not outside of tips when there is certainly lots of historical past that could be rewritten and exploited.

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